I just went to the store dressed like Little Red Riding Hood. Sadly, there was no Big Bad Wolf.
I just told Nadia the story about how the Wolf and the Lumberjack made a plot to Kill Little Red Riding hood and her mother, she screamed.
Todays question: What does ‘Riding’ refer to in Little Red Riding Hood’s name? Is it to do with her cloak?
Antique fairy tale: Little Red Riding Hood. Modern fairy tale: Oswald, acting alone, shot Kennedy.
I’d change my name to lil red riding hood and take a trip to his gmas house
I have arrived at the conclusion that the name ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ sounds like the name of a stripper.
#wheniwaslittle I had the lamest Halloween costumes. Scrubs. Red sweatpants, red sweatshirt, a red blanket = Red Riding Hood.
Little Red Riding Hood would be no one without the wolf…
Now what I need is for Little Red Riding Hood to frolic through the forest with a tall glass of lemonade and this would be one happy wolf!
“Oooh, Grandma, what big feet you have!” “All the better to kick your ass with, Red Riding Hood!” #fairytalesexposed
I woke up wearing a lil’ red ridin’ the hood (little red riding hood) costume on…what the fuck happened yesterday?
“i act like im the big bad wolf, but im actually little red riding hood” guess who…?
ok here it goes again, little red riding hood is going to visit grandma wheee big bad wolf bark bark bark aoooo
I’m retelling my baby niece the tale of Little Red Riding Hood. In my version, the big bad wolf works for the IRS and riding hood IS a hood.
hungry like a wolf. Where are you little red riding hood????












